Funny Dachshund T-Shirt – Born to Be Long Not Fast

$42.33 CAD

I Was Born to Be Long, Not Fast! 🐶

This funny Dachshund T-shirt is made for anyone who knows that being a long dog is a lifestyle. Featuring an adorable Dachshund wearing heart-shaped sunglasses with a bold, colorful retro design, this shirt is perfect for sausage dog and Wiener dog lovers who appreciate a little humor.

Whether you're a proud Dachshund mom, Dachshund dad, or simply obsessed with these lovable long-bodied dogs, this fun dog lover shirt is a great everyday choice.

Perfect for:

  • Dachshund lovers and owners
  • Wiener dog and sausage dog fans
  • Funny dog lovers
  • Dachshund moms and dads
  • Dog-themed gifts
  • Casual everyday wear

Long body. Short legs. Big personality. 🐾

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% combed cotton
  • Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
  • Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 28 singles
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
  • Ribbed collar
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.