Long Not Fast Dachshund Tee
Celebrate the wonderfully long and lovable dachshund with this Long Not Fast Dachshund Tee, featuring a confident wiener dog wearing heart-shaped sunglasses alongside the funny phrase “I Was Born to Be Long, Not Fast.”
The bold, colorful retro-inspired artwork combines classic dachshund humor with playful pink, turquoise, and yellow details, making this graphic tee a fun choice for anyone obsessed with sausage dogs.
Perfect for everyday casual wear, dog walks, birthdays, holidays, or as a funny gift for a dachshund owner.
Great for:
- Dachshund and wiener dog lovers
- Sausage dog owners
- Dachshund moms and dads
- Funny dog graphic tee fans
- Retro and colorful design lovers
- Dachshund birthday and holiday gifts
🐶 Long body. Short legs. Big personality.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: INKOLINE
- Email: contact@support.inkoline.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Long Not Fast Dachshund Tee Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
|
